For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
(via humoristics)
this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him
(via aujo-deactivated20200213)
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theancienthawaiiansusedtosay
theancienthawaiiansusedtosay
My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”
Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard
(via aujo-deactivated20200213)
source:
cherenslegs
cherenslegs
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
(via yongmuney)
