officialprinceharry:

i’m home 

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autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

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bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

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theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”

Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

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australiansanta:

what the heck????

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cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

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