thats not very punk of u

officialprinceharry:

i’m home 

(via aujo)

autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

(Source: auttoton, via humoristics)

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

(via aujo)

(Source: usne, via aujo)

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”

Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

(via aujo)

(via queernipple)

australiansanta:

what the heck????

(Source: observando, via aujo)

c0caino:

“dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq”

(via hello2246164345-deact)

(Source: lokalrunde, via hello2246164345-deact)